Come on down for the BEST SHOW IN TOWN!!!
Hey there all you Ladies and Lurker Gents!
It's me! The multi faceted announcer with word of the Minstrels of Azeroth's Monthly Variety Show!
Join us TONIGHT at the Darkmoon Isle main stage at 6:00 PM Server on Wyrmrest Accord, US!
Watch Artemus host the show and snark back at the other performers! Watch him coax John Entwistle into doing his TREE THAT JUGGLES FLAMING TORCHES act! Watch Joven give John lovesick puppy eyes and actually work up the courage to say HI!
...Okay, I'm grasping for things, but, really, when is that different?
I'll be attempting to encourage our newest members into performing! We'll have a standup routine delivered by one of our Worgen Warriors! It's sure to be a FURIOUS good time!
See what I did that? Worgen Warrior delivering a Furious....you know...Fury Warrior....
Maybe I'll stick to writing up the ads. >.>
(Ad written by Artemus, I am just being a good new guildie and spreading the word. Original post here. -Veri)